I woke up one afternoon in 2007 with a blinding headache. The kind of headache that you would happily poke a screw driver through your eyeballs if you thought that it would relieve some of the pressure. I immediately ran to the bathroom and lost all that was left of the contents of my stomach.
The whole time that I was laying in the floor, I was negotiating with God about how if he would just let my head explode that I would be okay with that.
After all, I had lived a good life as a good person and I didn’t hate small crumb snatchers—except for the ones that scream at the top of their lungs in restaurants and threw things into your hair as you are trying to enjoy your meal.
Come on, you all know that you want to kill their parents too because after all they are the ones that are letting them do it, right? Mainly I just want to go up and punch one of the parents in the face.
This, I guess in my delirium, was my way of making peace with my maker.
Or really just negotiating with him!
I even pointed out that I was good to the elderly and animals.
Even when the neighbor’s dog would come over and shit in front of my steps and I would step in it on my way out the door to work. I didn’t kill him.
The dog—I mean, the neighbor, well that is a whole other blog!
Anyway I digress, while I was writhing in pain on the bathroom floor it occurred to me that being a long time sufferer of what my doctor likes to call a” pre-diabetic” that maybe I should check my blood sugar.
So I crawled to get my meter which luckily I kept in the bathroom for some strange reason.
When the meter read I thought it was wrong. 328!
No f-ing way.
I prick another finger thinking that maybe that the blood from the other finger had to be wrong. Sure enough 327! I even tried another meter! Same results. Holy shit I was in trouble.
Normal blood sugar is 80 to 120! Mine was definitely not normal.
I called my mother who is a nurse and also a diabetic and she told me to call my doctor immediately. Apparently my blood sugar being over 300 was a bad thing because they told me to come in right away and they would work me in—which you know means you are close to death because at most doctor’s offices you could have one of your arms falling off and they would tell you they could maybe work you in sometime next week if you are lucky.
As I am sitting in the little patient room, I am staring at these posters with the headlines like “Diabetes is a dance with death” and “Diabetes increases your risk of a stroke.”
Why the hell couldn’t I have gotten into the “you are going to die if you have cancer room” they didn’t know I could have had a tumor or something. Either way I was glad that the doctor came in fairly quickly because I was starting to feel like I may be having a stroke. My heart was pounding making my chest hurt and I could have sworn my arm was numb.
I know when the doctor came in, he could tell by the look on my face that I was scared shitless.
He said that from the looks of my blood work, which at this point I couldn’t even remember them taking, I have graduated to a type 2 diabetic.
Graduated?! What the hell kind of way of telling someone they have type 2 diabetes is that. I graduated? Do I get a freaking diploma? Something I could hang on the wall!
I think I might have said these comments out loud judging from his face, but I didn’t care because all I heard was blah blah blah diabetes….you are going to die.
He politely ignored my comments.
He explained that my blood sugar was too high to control with diet anymore so he was going to prescribe me some medication to help control it. I of course was glad that he didn’t mention a medication that involved a needle, but my mind was still reeling with the thought of me being a diabetic. I know what it can entail because I grew up with a mother that has diabetes.
I also knew that if not kept in check that the complications from type 2 diabetes could result in dire consequences. Hell even the poster said that!
I also knew that it was mostly my fault because I had been warned that if I didn’t keep up with a good diet then this would happen.
Even knowing all this I still had to ask if I could have another chance with changing my diet. The doctor then explained that if I didn’t take the medication that I could very well die because it was too far gone now to just control it with diet.
I knew that! I just didn’t want to admit it.
I didn’t and still don’t want to be a type 2 diabetic, but it took going down this road to make me wake up and realize that you can’t take these things lightly.
I learned that you can’t just keep telling yourself it won’t happen to me because guess what? It happened to me even though I kept telling myself it wouldn’t.
The sad thing is looking back, after I calmed down all the signs were there. I had the headaches, I had to go pee all the time, and I had that iron taste you get in your mouth just to name a few.
I knew all the symptoms of diabetes because of my mother, but what did I do? I just ignored them and according to the doctor if I hadn’t taken my blood sugar and came in to see him, I could have ignored it right to the grave.
Sadly though it took more than this scare to put me on the path to good health, but that is a whole other blog post.
On a positive note though, I didn’t die as evidence of this post and the most important thing is I did not step in dog shit this morning.
It’s a good day.